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2022-03-04

im starved for water on the plane , f***ed desert and i suppose I could ask the nice ladies @ t”he back if things really get dire but I can’t help but notice there’s a predilection for touch-screen TVs

I can comfortably see everyone’s soul through the on-flight wntetainment they languorously flick to------at the beginning of the flight when all the petroglyphs are synced to deliver the safety protocols i get the feeling that im seeing every person watching the same television program in their homes at the same moment

but even though I’m •THis CAPABLE• my human illness betrays me

i empty my whole thermoflask & the single forlorn cup of water that they toss up alongside your your planefood and it’s still not enough, Whhy would it EVER be enough for an eight hour flight >=[

for humanity water feels like a horribly annoyingn inconvenience, a taxing and torturous necessity

the obvious and lamest observation to be made is that “water takes up volume and needs to be delivered in these dinky plastic cups and so it can’t compare to the efficiency&infinity of 3600 bright little portals flashing every minute” but i assure you that if man really wanted to put a little spigot and disposable cups in his seatback he could

here comes another stewardess she’s bringing scraps of more water Gmmp! Gone man gone

Plz don’t get the wrong idea.. I’m not regurgitating the awfully boring , I like the wormholes too.

but I think it’s quite droll that we still put up with these tired chores — hydrating, sleeping, eating.. getting them over with quickly is all anyone can ask for.

I was gonna say I’m still too callow to fully appreciate Maher shalal hash baz yet but that’s restrictive thinking The time is now the place is here !, I love the squeaks and outkey players , evoke detuned OSCs and stochastic goodness

terribly cool